You Know You Are an MBA When.....????

Last Sunday I was having a chat with my Best friend ,Sonali Ganguly .... actually we two were catching up like this via chat after a very long time.... due to her new job , trainings and my extended working hours schedule.... now a days we two hardly get much time for our chit- chats....  But as she was in Surat that day for her training and luckily was free at that time.... and eventually conversation mooved in such a direction that can only happen between two MBA's. Interesting thing is, there was nothing substantial in the talk... ; But still we had a good hearty laugh................. I am giving a part  of conversation that happend between us :--

Me: whr r u???

Sona : Surat!!!!!

Me: city of Bombs

Sona: city of Diamonds too
        :)
       
          Shadi ke lie shpng kar lo!!!!

Me: ha ! ha ! ha!
      u mean pehle jewellery le lu
      and den ladka ka kya hai.... mil hi jayega???
      lol
Sona: he! he!
         Aur kya
         and ladka bi khush rahega
         ladki ne diamonds already kharid rakha hai
         mujhe dukhi nahi karegi... types... : P
Me: crct... nice!!!
       i shd optimize my time

Sona: hum bole aur crct naa ho... ho hi nahi sakta
         actually dats d nightmare boys have wen dey are planning to get married
         " Mujhe 24 carat Solitare chaiye " types...lolzzz
Me: lol
       LOL
      Actually I have a much better plan.... ; )

Sona: kya Plan???

Me: you knw my Finance Teacher used to say... debt capital s cheaper den equity
       sooo i shd buy 20-30 lacs ka diamond on credit
       what says...???
       Future husband ki to vat lag jayegi....
       lolzzz

Sona: 20-30 lacs ka credit fr jewellery....
          baap re!!!!
          bechara tera husband!!!!

Me: and bechaari tu bhi... bcz credit to tu hi dilwayegi apne bank se

Sona: hmm wo to ho jayega
         but dat means ur marriage will be treated as a liablities nt as a asset....

me: aur nahi to kya???
      chukate rahega zindagi bhar

Sona: Bechara structured Finance ka course revise karte karte hi budha ho jayega

me: lolzzz
      Are main jiske palle padungi uski life aisi imbalance hogi ki balance sheet kya banayega...
      :)
Sona: he will invent a new term
         " personal Life Sub Prime Crisis"
         the asset which looked highly attractive on the eve of marriage turned out in a liablity of long term...
         leading to bankruptcy!!!! :(
        All the people who rated you as a good asset and given AAA ratting failed very badly
        I think i shd recommend US govt. to come up wid some bail out (QE) plan to finance ur        
        diamondsssssssss :)

me: plz do...
      bcz aur kuch nahi hoga...
      to free ki publicity to milegi
      : D

Sona: yaa !!! and even i can get noble prize fr solving sub prime crisis
         win - win - win situation....
me : yoo!!! yo!!!
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This conversation of us reminds me of one quite commonly circulated email among MBAs.....

You Know You Are an MBA when.......................... (check the link)